Raven-Symone vs. Raven Internet Marketing Tools

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Raven-Symone vs. Raven Internet Marketing Tools

Others are in doubt, but I am in the camp that Google’s Instant Search may actually promote long tail keyword search queries because the user is prompted to refine their search. I take issue with industry experts who say people ultimately are too stupid to be more specific when searching on Google. Well, maybe their clients are, but certainly not Raven clients.

If this actually were the case, Raven Internet Marketing Tools would be in direct competition with the last Cosby Kid.

Olivia: The Last Cosby Show Kid

Now better-known as Raven-Symone, the Disney tween sensation.

Raven-Symone

We would be losing all of our traffic because at any mention of Raven on Google Instant, the SERPs immediately show results for her.

Google Instant Raven Search

I refuse to believe that people intending to search for us cannot tell the difference between Raven-Symone and Raven Internet Marketing Tools. If so, users would either stop typing and give up looking for us, or think we’re the same entity and sign up for a Raven-Symone Agency Account.

But, wait. For the people who are able to move beyond a one-word search query, as soon as they begin typing the second word, we are lost again. This time, to birds:

Google Instant Raven In Search

It isn’t until a person types all the way to the “r” in “internet” that the Raven Tools website is automatically populated by Google Instant. Who knows how much money we may have lost because it takes 10 letters (11 characters) for us to finally show up on Google Instant? Who has time for all that typing in the post-long-tail era?

Google Instant Raven Inter Search

We do have a slight advantage if people go straight to typing “Raven Tools.” Google Instant populates results for our website as soon as the “t” is entered.

Google Instant Raven Tools

This Does Not Bode Well

But there is still something unsetting about that result directly under “Raven Tools” in Google Suggest.

Raven TNA

For those who don’t know, I’m a professional wrestling fan, and this suggestion is referring to the professional wrestler Raven, who currently wrestles for the promotion Total Nonstop Action, or TNA.  

Raven TNA

Now if I know professional wrestlers (since not only do I have a wrestling background, but I have also met a couple professional wrestlers, which makes me an expert) this guy is PISSED. This is a man who has had matches where the ring ropes were removed and replaced with barbed wire.

To make matters worse, the TNA offices are located in Cummins Station in Nashville, Tenn., only a few blocks away from the Raven Internet Marketing Tools office.

Two Ravens in the same town? This means only one thing:

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY AT THE NASHVILLE FAIRGROUNDS
IT’S THE INTERNET MATCH OF THE CENTURY

BE THERE FOR A SPECIAL ATTRACTION FOUR CORNERS MATCH FOR THE WORLD’S HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

IT’S THE DISNEY DESTRUCTOR

Raven-Symone Wrestling

versus
THE HITCHCOCK FLOCK

Alfred Hitchcock The Birds

versus
ummm. . . RAVEN

Raven TNA

versus
THE TINIEST RAVEN*

Nate Griffin The Tiniest Raven

This fight is for the birds!

Doors at 6 p.m. 7:30 bell time.**

*Editor’s Note 1: Nate Griffin is a little guy, little enough to be dubbed the Tiniest Raven at Raven Tools during the 2010 SES San Francisco conference. He asked his mother to scan and email a photo of him as an 8-year-old wrestler for this post. This makes him either a) awesome b) also the Largest Raven Tool, or c) both.

**Editor’s Note 2: Not seriously.

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