Valentines for marketers

Marketing

Valentines for marketers

It’s safe to say we love marketers at Raven Tools. In fact, everything we do is designed to help them do more and spend less – what’s not to love about that?

So in honor of Valentine’s Day, why not celebrate marketing love the Internet way? (The Internet way is memes, of course).

We’ve created 15 marketing Valentines, ranging from sweet to slightly naughty-if-you’re-nerdy. These pickup lines are perfect for that sexy SEO, cute content manager, alluring analytics expert … you get the idea. Share them with that special marketer in your life, or play along and make up your own in the comments.

XOXO,
Raven

If-you-were-a-link
If you were a link, I’d click you over and over. (Tweet it!)

Are-you-an-SEO
Are you an SEO? Because you’re just what I’m searching for. (Tweet it!)

call-me-to-action
You can call me to action anytime. (Tweet it!)

don't-care-if-I-get-penalized
I don’t care if I get penalized for over-optimizing you. (Tweet it!)

if-you-were-on-a-landing-page
If you were on a landing page, you’d be the FINE print. (Tweet it!)

i-can-visualize-an-infographic
I can visualize an infographic of your body. (Tweet it!)

will-you-write-a-how-to-post
Will you write the how-to post on capturing your heart? (Tweet it!)

I-always-convert-baby
My first interaction ALWAYS leads to a conversion. (Tweet it!)

white-paper-red-wine
How about we read this white paper over some red wine? (Tweet it!)

you-must-be-linkbait
You must be linkbait, because I’m ready to hook up. (Tweet it!)

love-you-more-than-comments
I love you more than my blog comments. (Tweet it!)

guys-with-big-Scribe-scores
I only date guys with big … Scribe scores. (Tweet it!)

wouldn't-share-you-on-Google-Plus
I wouldn’t even share you on Google+. (Tweet it!)

let-me-be-your-anchor-text
I’d never hold you down, but I’d love to be your anchor text. (Tweet it!)

Is-it-too-soon-to-exchange-links
Is it too soon to exchange links? (Tweet it!)

Got a great marketing pickup line we missed? Let us know in the comments. (But don’t get too naughty – we’d hate to have to delete you on Valentine’s Day.)

You can also make your own Valentine using our heart image at QuickMeme. Happy Valentine’s Day from Raven!

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

Courtney Seiter wrangled a smart, savvy community of Internet marketers as Raven's first Community Manager. She moved on from Raven in January 2014, but her social media and writing advice stands the test of time.

More about Courtney Seiter

Tell us what you think

  • RavenCourtney

    That’s awesome to hear, Asher! Thanks for commenting. :)

  • http://twitter.com/DynamicSearch Asher Elran

    These are incredible! Totally made my day!

  • RavenCourtney

    Thanks! Yes, had to throw Google some love. :)

  • staceyclermont

    Love these! My favorite was the Share you on Google +.

  • RavenArienne

    Yes! I was too lazy to link ;) – figured you would show up.

  • RavenArienne

    My new favorite from Twitter: “You auto-complete me.”

  • http://twitter.com/KevinKnechtion Kevin Knecht

    You mean this? https://twitter.com/KevinKnechtion/status/302105492463947776
    Happy Valentines Day Raven Staff!

  • RavenCourtney

    Thanks, June! Sometimes I can’t believe it’s my job to do stuff like this!

  • RavenArienne

    From Twitter, I’m loving someone’s suggestion of “Hey girl, if you were an external link, I’d DOfollow the hell out of you.”

  • RavenCourtney

    Ha! Maybe next year we can do some special edition Raven T-shirts. :) Glad you liked them!

  • June Macon

    Hahaha. These are great.

  • http://www.touchpointdigital.net/ David Deering

    These are awesome, Courtney! The first one belongs on a t-shirt! lol

  • RavenCourtney

    Thanks, Natasha! :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1375002090 facebook-1375002090

    LOVE! Made my Valentine’s day.

  • RavenCourtney

    Haha! Glad you liked them, Andrea! It was so fun to come up with them, and a group effort for sure. :)

  • andreacook

    Loved this! I want to send you some heart shaped candy that says, “U R SO CUTE!”