Songbird: That's One Gassy Bird

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Songbird: That’s One Gassy Bird

Most people have heard of Songbird, an iTunes alternative that’s based on Mozilla and embraces open formats. In fact, In the Jungle recently showcased 10 things Songbird can do that iTunes can’t. However, what most people don’t know is that Songbird suffers from chronic flatulence. This can be seen throughout their blog, where almost every image of their mascot is farting.

Apples give it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy while Eating Apple Logo

Guitars give it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Playing Guitar

It’s even inspired by gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Painting

Eating sushi gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Eating Sushi

Frisbee definitely gives them gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Playing Frisbee

Hang gliding gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Hang Gliding

Juggling chainsaws gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Juggling Chainsaws

Shaving its feathers gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Shaving It's Head

Watching one of their own split in half gives them gas

Songbird Mascots Gassy While Their Friend Splits

Selecting music on a jukebox gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Being Fonzie

Understandably, carrying a hammer 3 times its size gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Lifting A Hammer

In zombie form, no gas. As ninjas, gas.

Songbird Mascot Gassy Ninjas Vs Zombies

Surfing gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Surfing

Bicycle accidents give it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Crashing A Bike

Jackhammering…you guessed it, gas!

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Jackhammering

Even as a Star Wars character…gas!

Songbird Mascot Gassy While R2D2

Circus tricks give it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Doing Tricks

Hot dates give them gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While On A Date

Not surprisingly, beer gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Lifting A Keg

Laying bricks gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Laying Bricks

Being a train conductor gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy On A Train

Murder makes it gassy

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Jason

Using an inefficient handcar gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While On A Handcar

Gas helps give an extra oomph for jet packs

Songbird Mascot Gassy With A Jet Pack

Guitar playing ninjas give it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Wailing On A Guitar

Cheesecake definitely gives it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy Eating Cheesecake

Who wouldn’t have gas while doing this?

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Weightlifting

Rock concerts give it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Rocking Hard

Slides give it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy On A Slide

Not sure which is more stinky, but they are still gassy

Songbird Mascot As Gassy Sardines

Spotters are surprisingly not gassy

Songbird Mascot are Gassy Spotters

Surveys give it gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy While Taking A Survey

Possibly the source of the gas

Singing Beans

Ruining a Delorean with its gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy In A Delorean

Amusement parks make them all gassy

Songbird Mascot Gassy On A Roller Coaster

Stronger, better and gassier

Songbird Mascot Gassy On A Treadmill

Even in space, it has gas

Songbird Mascot Gassy In Space

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