Most people have heard of Songbird, an iTunes alternative that’s based on Mozilla and embraces open formats. In fact, In the Jungle recently showcased 10 things Songbird can do that iTunes can’t. However, what most people don’t know is that Songbird suffers from chronic flatulence. This can be seen throughout their blog, where almost every image of their mascot is farting.
Apples give it gas
Guitars give it gas
It’s even inspired by gas
Eating sushi gives it gas
Frisbee definitely gives them gas
Hang gliding gives it gas
Juggling chainsaws gives it gas
Shaving its feathers gives it gas
Watching one of their own split in half gives them gas
Selecting music on a jukebox gives it gas
Understandably, carrying a hammer 3 times its size gives it gas
In zombie form, no gas. As ninjas, gas.
Surfing gives it gas
Bicycle accidents give it gas
Jackhammering…you guessed it, gas!
Even as a Star Wars character…gas!
Circus tricks give it gas
Hot dates give them gas
Not surprisingly, beer gives it gas
Laying bricks gives it gas
Being a train conductor gives it gas
Murder makes it gassy
Using an inefficient handcar gives it gas
Gas helps give an extra oomph for jet packs
Guitar playing ninjas give it gas
Cheesecake definitely gives it gas
Who wouldn’t have gas while doing this?
Rock concerts give it gas
Slides give it gas
Not sure which is more stinky, but they are still gassy